Uncivil Rights

A BLOG rife with wit, sarcasm, and the endless joy which comes from taunting the socialistic and unpatriotic liberal left. Logical thoughts and musings ONLY need reply...unless you're really, really funny. You have the Uncivil Right to be an IDIOT. "Give me LIBERTY, or give me DEATH!"

Sunday, April 15, 2007


Let us all sing now, the DEMOCRAT PARTY SONG! (Tot the tune of "The Inquisition")

(Sung by the Senate and House Democrats)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Nancy P, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."

(To Republicans, neo-con, zionists, and global warming deniers...)
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Harry Reid, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Harry, your land deals might earn you a buck!"

"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we use media galore!
Nothing is working! Send in Al Gore!"

The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you neo-cans and global warming deniers
We got big news for all of the zionist repliers:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
totalkaosdave, 9:16 AM