Uncivil Rights

A BLOG rife with wit, sarcasm, and the endless joy which comes from taunting the socialistic and unpatriotic liberal left. Logical thoughts and musings ONLY need reply...unless you're really, really funny. You have the Uncivil Right to be an IDIOT. "Give me LIBERTY, or give me DEATH!"

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The WIT of Liberals

The witty, intelligent repartee of the liberal left never ceases to amaze me.

The Huffington Post is full of it today. Let's see, a liberal blog, a story on Dick Cheney called, "Cheney Taken to Hospital Over Blood Clot Fear"...LET THE WISDOM FLOW!!!!

Freudology is alive and kicking. These words of wisdom from PHALUSMAXIMUS (I finally stopped laughing so I could type that PSEUDONYM (I wonder if he's over 40 and drives a red sports car...or under 40 and lives with his mom...in her basement...))

OH DEAR JESUS HEAR MY PRAYERS
FOR BIG FAT CHENEY I DONT CARE
HE'S GOT A BLOOD CLOT THAT I HEAR
CAN YOU ADD A FEW AND THEN WE'RE CLEAR

OH DEAR LORD IF YOUR NOT A WHIMP
CAN YOU ALSO STRIKE THAT FUCKING CHIMP
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO PAY
I PROMISE LORD THAT WE WILL PRAY.

AMEN


or how about this gem...

OH SHIT !

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT HUFFPOST WILL DELETE THESE MESSAGES IF THEY ARE NASTY AND DETRIMENTAL TO POOR CHENEY...OH WELL

HERE GOES...

POOR MISTER CHENEY IS SICK,SICK,SICK
WHILE EVERYONES CHANTING DICK DICK DICK
POOR DICK'S HEART HAS SKIPPED A BEAT
BUT IT WONT STOP US TO IMPEACH

BUSH IS PRAYING REAL REAL HARD
THAT GOD RECLAIMS THAT BIG 'OL FART
WITH CHENEY GONE IT BECOMES ALL CLEAR
THAT HE WAS THE ONE THAT DID THE SMEAR

THE CHIMP NOW SADENED WILL DECLARE
" CHENEY WAS HONEST,CLEAN AND CARED "
BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT IS THE TRUTH
THE CHIMP IS CRAZY AND ON THE LOOSE

HALLIBURTON'S PROFITS


I can almost hear the chicks BREAKING down his door (or his mom's basement door)...almost...
totalkaosdave, 7:19 PM
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