Uncivil Rights

A BLOG rife with wit, sarcasm, and the endless joy which comes from taunting the socialistic and unpatriotic liberal left. Logical thoughts and musings ONLY need reply...unless you're really, really funny. You have the Uncivil Right to be an IDIOT. "Give me LIBERTY, or give me DEATH!"

Friday, April 08, 2005

Karl Rove is a Genius

How smart is Karl Rove? Let us count the ways...

He created the forged documents that said Bush was given special treatment in the reserves. He then sought media outlets to "buy-in" to the story. Only Dan Rather and CBS News were gullible enough to fall for it.

He talked Osama Bin Laden into making a tape, threatening the U.S. right before the presidential election. Then he had news outlets air it. This infuriated the public enough to vote for Bush.

He somehow found a woman on a feeding tube, talked her husband into pulling out the tube to create a right-to-life issue. He then somehow fooled the Democrats into taking the side of DEATH in the issue.

He is destroying any chance of PSAs to solve the Social Security problems, rather, he is going to cut Medicare, thereby killing off old people, thereby saving SS for future generations.

He stuffed all the ballot boxes during the Democratic primaries ensuring the win by John Kerry.

He actually GOOSED Howard Dean, making him scream...the infamous scream.

He caused a tsunami in the South Pacific - just to send a little message to our Muslim friends in the far east...

Just over 2000 years ago, he talked a small-time carpenter into claiming he was the son of GOD.

In 750000 BC he talked the cavemen into using "fire".
totalkaosdave, 6:30 PM