Uncivil Rights

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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

To the People of Massachusetts

Dear People of Massachusetts,


Why John Kerry? Why Ted Kennedy? For years you have voted these two morons into the Senate of the greatest country in the world. Why? Is there NO ONE better, more qualified, more logical, more SOBER?

It is time you, the voters of Massachusets, stand up and be accountable for your actions. To continually vote these two into office is either a perverse joke played on the rest of the country, or a serious lack of judgment and good common sense. I ask you now to please make amends to the rest of the country. I believe an apology is in order.

As a show of good faith, I will offer the first olive branch. As a citizen of Illinois, I hereby APOLOGIZE for the election of Dick Durbin to the United States Senate. I would not apologize for Pat Fitzgerald, he was a great Senator and we are sorry to see him retire. We have elected Barak Obama (it's pronounced just as it's spelled Ted) in his stead, and as of now, he is still an unknown. If, in the future, an apology is required, I will use this forum to do so.

I anxiously await your expeditious apology.

Cracker in Illinois
totalkaosdave, 5:12 PM