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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Navy to Commission Attack Submarine Jimmy Carter

Special release from the U.S. Department of Defense

“WASHINGTON (NNS) -- The Navy will commission its newest nuclear-powered attack submarine Jimmy Carter on Saturday, Feb. 19, during an 11 a.m. EST ceremony at Naval Submarine Base New London, Groton, Conn.
The attack submarine Jimmy Carter honors the 39th president of the United States.

The submarine was also built in the “spirit” of former President Carter. It will have no weapons, and, contrary to the press release, it will not be nuclear-powered, but solar-powered, which my cause future problems. It will have a plaque honoring the late “humanitarian” Yasser Arafat. Special seats will be installed for visiting diplomats such as Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong-Il.

This is the second highest honor for the former President. Last year, the 56,000,000-bed President Jimmy Carter Home for the Incurable Pacifist-Liberal was filled to capacity shortly after the November presidential election. Congratulations Jimmy! A well-deserved honor!
totalkaosdave, 8:25 PM