Uncivil Rights

A BLOG rife with wit, sarcasm, and the endless joy which comes from taunting the socialistic and unpatriotic liberal left. Logical thoughts and musings ONLY need reply...unless you're really, really funny. You have the Uncivil Right to be an IDIOT. "Give me LIBERTY, or give me DEATH!"

Monday, February 14, 2005

Limos for Liberals

Before the memories of Bush's win of a SECOND term as President, and before many liberals forget how much they hate America, and before liberals forget their pledge to move to Canada, I am starting a new non-profit organization called "Limos for Liberals."

I am looking for volunteers to drive liberals to the Canadian border. I am offering my Excursion; it can fit eight liberals. If you would like to sign up as a Limo driver, or would just like to donate some gas money, or if you know of any liberals you want to get rid of, please call 1-888-ITS-SOCI-ALIZ-EDMED-ICIN-ETIME (it's a Canadian number) and leave a message. Perhaps you would like to sponsor a Liberal; you can find out about that program, Sponsor a Liberal Team (SALT), at Sticks and Stones.

Remember, this is not just for liberals, but for a better America.

Thank you.
totalkaosdave, 5:52 PM