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Thursday, December 23, 2004
Your Uncivil Right to Litigate
These stories just in…
In Wheaton, Il…
A seminary student is suing his seminary school for the unbridled religious content of each of his classes. “We shouldn’t be subject to this kind of abuse. It’s all about a particular religion too. I mean, there are other things to study. It doesn’t all have to be religious does it? And if you disagree with their opinion on something, well let’s just say your grade will suffer.”
In Las Vegas, Nv…
A phone-sex “associate” has filed sexual harassment charges against all of her callers yesterday stating, “All I hear all day is ‘What are you wearing? I bet you look sexy. Are your nipples hard?’ This is disgusting! My boss says he’ll fire me unless I talk to these pervs!” Readers can reach her at 1-800-HOT-TWOT.
In Miami, Fl…
Former NFL running back Ricky Williams is suing the NFL, all NFL teams, and all players for physical and emotional abuse he claims lasted precisely the same amount of time as his NFL career. In his statement, Williams claimed, “They kept touching me, grabbing me, holding me, jumping on me. And when I’d get up, they’d yell at me and say they were gonna get me.” Williams was last seen holding a crystal and chanting somewhere on the west coast. Of course.
In Chicago, Il…
Herby Smythington is suing the NBA for discrimination under the Americans with Disabilities Act. Herby, extremely white, at 4’3”, 72 pounds claims the only reason he was cut by the Chicago Bulls was because he is a wheelchair bound quadriplegic. Developing…
In Wheaton, Il…
A seminary student is suing his seminary school for the unbridled religious content of each of his classes. “We shouldn’t be subject to this kind of abuse. It’s all about a particular religion too. I mean, there are other things to study. It doesn’t all have to be religious does it? And if you disagree with their opinion on something, well let’s just say your grade will suffer.”
In Las Vegas, Nv…
A phone-sex “associate” has filed sexual harassment charges against all of her callers yesterday stating, “All I hear all day is ‘What are you wearing? I bet you look sexy. Are your nipples hard?’ This is disgusting! My boss says he’ll fire me unless I talk to these pervs!” Readers can reach her at 1-800-HOT-TWOT.
In Miami, Fl…
Former NFL running back Ricky Williams is suing the NFL, all NFL teams, and all players for physical and emotional abuse he claims lasted precisely the same amount of time as his NFL career. In his statement, Williams claimed, “They kept touching me, grabbing me, holding me, jumping on me. And when I’d get up, they’d yell at me and say they were gonna get me.” Williams was last seen holding a crystal and chanting somewhere on the west coast. Of course.
In Chicago, Il…
Herby Smythington is suing the NBA for discrimination under the Americans with Disabilities Act. Herby, extremely white, at 4’3”, 72 pounds claims the only reason he was cut by the Chicago Bulls was because he is a wheelchair bound quadriplegic. Developing…
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