Uncivil Rights

A BLOG rife with wit, sarcasm, and the endless joy which comes from taunting the socialistic and unpatriotic liberal left. Logical thoughts and musings ONLY need reply...unless you're really, really funny. You have the Uncivil Right to be an IDIOT. "Give me LIBERTY, or give me DEATH!"

Saturday, February 12, 2005

Blog Whoring and Blog Pimping

I hereby offer my blog to be your blog-whore. To use and abuse as you see fit and just as you like it. Do you like it rough, it can be rough? Do you like it quiet, loud, on the side? We can give it to you any way you want it.

The goal of blog whoring is simply to make money, much like some of the liberal blogs receiving money from the left to deliver the left’s propaganda.

Here is a list of services I am offering:

Hand Job- Every post will be hand-typed; no machines (other than a computer) will be used in the propaganda creation. Voice activated software will NOT be tolerated.

Blow Job- You need to blow smoke up someone’s ass? Maybe you want us to divert his attention while you do something else, something you don’t want them to see or notice. Our posting can and will be as eye-catching and as ass-kissing as necessary.

Rim Job- You need propaganda spread around the Pacific Rim? No problem, we have software that can generate any language or dialect from that part of the world.

Around the World- Perhaps you want to spread your “word” around the world in general. We have links and web-hosting services all over the globe. No country is too big or too small.

Snake Bite- Illegal immigration is a hot topic in the Southwest. Would you like to spread propaganda against illegals? In favor of illegals? It doesn’t matter, we have no ethics, as long as the check clears, or you use Paypal. Perhaps you want to go after the white man, whatever you want, whatever you pay for; that’s what you’ll get.

Spanking- We will utilize various resources to come up with adjectives and adverbs to verbally abuse anyone. Just point them out and our rhetoric and abuse knows no bounds. We will give them the verbal spanking and thrashing of their pathetic little lives. Logic, common sense, and debate are out the window. It will be a nonstop spanking.

Humiliation- We also offer humiliation. We will not only humiliate them on their website or blog, but we will humiliate them at every website and blog we can reach. We have a bank of ethnic and socially unacceptable slurs. Political Correctness will be nowhere in sight or mind.

Sadism- We will not only verbally abuse others; we will take pictures of said abuses and send them to you, so that you may enjoy their pain privately in the comfort of your own home (or wherever you go to enjoy such things). It’s all up to you.

Masochism- Perhaps YOU would like us to verbally harass and abuse YOU. It doesn’t matter to us. We would be more than happy to give you a good tongue lashing.

Remember, the more cash you have available, the more we are available to be at your service.
totalkaosdave, 9:18 PM